Maybe They Can Give Him Dad's Old Cell
Pete Rose Jr. took a gamble and lost. What are the odds?
Bad: "Pete Rose Jr... turned himself in to federal authorities Monday to face charges accusing him of distributing GBL, a drug sometimes used as a steroid alternative."
Worse: "Rose, 35, faces a maximum of 20 years in prison."
Worst: "Rose admitted that he received GBL... while a member of the Chattanooga Lookouts, the double-A affiliate of the Cincinnati Reds."
Double-A? And juicing couldn't get him further than that? Oh, wait... "Rose played most of his career in the minor leagues, but made it to the majors for 11 games with the Reds in 1997. Last season he played for the Long Island Ducks of the independent Atlantic League." My apologies.
Bad: "Pete Rose Jr... turned himself in to federal authorities Monday to face charges accusing him of distributing GBL, a drug sometimes used as a steroid alternative."
Worse: "Rose, 35, faces a maximum of 20 years in prison."
Worst: "Rose admitted that he received GBL... while a member of the Chattanooga Lookouts, the double-A affiliate of the Cincinnati Reds."
Double-A? And juicing couldn't get him further than that? Oh, wait... "Rose played most of his career in the minor leagues, but made it to the majors for 11 games with the Reds in 1997. Last season he played for the Long Island Ducks of the independent Atlantic League." My apologies.
posted by Binny at 12:05 PM
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