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Well, if after Rae Carruth got sentenced you were biding your time until the next athlete got charged with attempted murder (unless you count Ray Lewis), the wait is over. "Ugueth Urbina was arrested on a charge of attempted murder after he and a group of men allegedly attacked several employees at his family home using machetes and trying to set them on fire, police said Tuesday."

I'm going to rot in Hell for taking this angle, but what a crappy week to be a Philly sports fan.